Christmas...Extra Foods style
You know Christmas is coming when Extra Foods hands (rather, forces) out its annual puke-ugly Christmas shirts to its staff. It's a red long-sleeved shirt (groan) with a hideous looking orange and purple thumbs-up on the back.Think of it this way: it feels like wearing your pajama shirt AND the ugly sweater Grandma knit you when you were 7 both AT THE SAME TIME. And here's what really keeps me up at night: the person that designed this putrid shirt makes more money than me. Shudder...
I guess I'm going to the staff Christmas party for the first time ever in 2 weeks...I'm expecting to get pinched by middle-aged women all night. At least there's bowling and pizza.
I wonder what my Christmas gift from management will be this year. Last year, it was a free bag of fruit-and-nut cookies. I'm sorry, but I eat cookies to get AWAY from fruit and nuts. Here's hoping f0r William Shatner's CD!
I guess I'm going to the staff Christmas party for the first time ever in 2 weeks...I'm expecting to get pinched by middle-aged women all night. At least there's bowling and pizza.
I wonder what my Christmas gift from management will be this year. Last year, it was a free bag of fruit-and-nut cookies. I'm sorry, but I eat cookies to get AWAY from fruit and nuts. Here's hoping f0r William Shatner's CD!
posted by Ev(an) at
4:11 p.m.
2 Comments:
I've heard "Common People", and "Has Been" off the William Shatner CD and I love it. I want one too. Apparently Ben Folds produced the record (so Cam tells me). Good luck with the Christmas Party Ev.
By
matty, at 11/18/2004 12:25 a.m.
OK brendan, 'Ass logs' I literaly did a spit-take. That was freakin funny.
By
Lance, at 11/27/2004 3:47 p.m.
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