An open letter to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes
Dear Tom and Katie,
Do shut up.
Sincerely,
The inhabitants of Planet Earth who simply want to watch TV, surf the Internet, and read the newspaper in peace, and who would like to find another method beyond the gouging of one's own eyes and ears as a way of not hearing about your relationship anymore.
Do shut up.
Sincerely,
The inhabitants of Planet Earth who simply want to watch TV, surf the Internet, and read the newspaper in peace, and who would like to find another method beyond the gouging of one's own eyes and ears as a way of not hearing about your relationship anymore.
posted by Ev(an) at
2:01 p.m.
4 Comments:
meh, i think it's cute. Whatever. Although, i don't watch a lot of tv right now so that could be why it's not making me want to gouge out my eyes. ;)
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Anonymous, at 6/12/2005 12:33 a.m.
Perhaps my hatred for Dawson's Creek is fueling my disgust towards this relationship. Tom reminds me of that Dawson dork...and I can't recall anything she's done outside of that show. Hmm...there might be something behind this theory...
By
Ev(an), at 6/18/2005 11:14 p.m.
she hasn't done anything good. She IS in the new batman however..so that may either confirm your hatred of her, or make her tolerable. We shall see!
By
Anonymous, at 6/20/2005 12:54 a.m.
Another open letter, this time to Tom Cruise.
Dear Tom,
You are one crazy dude. I think the Scientology has seeped into your brain you might want to get that checked out.
P.S.: I loved you in Jerry McGuire. Tee Hee.
Sincerely,
By
Anonymous, at 7/13/2005 11:59 a.m.
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