And the survey says...
OK, what is Evan's biggest pet peeve?
Professors who have absolutely horrible command of the English language? Top 5, for sure.
Professors with illegible handwriting? Gee, I'd like to know how to improve on my last essay, but I can't understand you very well or read your comments! Well, I guess you could lump that in with the previous one.
The "establishment"? Yeah, sometimes the "man" ticks me off ;)
People who don't signal? Getting closer.
People who you can clearly hear talking/giggling during church? Ding ding ding!
Why bother coming to church if you're clearly not going to pay any attention whatsoever to what's going on up on stage? I know children can't help themselves, but you'd think teenagers/young adults would know better.
I think it's time for the church to hire bouncers...or give the ushers an extended role, if you know what I mean. I think a baton would fit very nicely into an offering bag.
Professors who have absolutely horrible command of the English language? Top 5, for sure.
Professors with illegible handwriting? Gee, I'd like to know how to improve on my last essay, but I can't understand you very well or read your comments! Well, I guess you could lump that in with the previous one.
The "establishment"? Yeah, sometimes the "man" ticks me off ;)
People who don't signal? Getting closer.
People who you can clearly hear talking/giggling during church? Ding ding ding!
Why bother coming to church if you're clearly not going to pay any attention whatsoever to what's going on up on stage? I know children can't help themselves, but you'd think teenagers/young adults would know better.
I think it's time for the church to hire bouncers...or give the ushers an extended role, if you know what I mean. I think a baton would fit very nicely into an offering bag.
posted by Ev(an) at
2:57 p.m.
4 Comments:
I talk in church. And I laugh in church. I try not to giggle in general, but that's kinda what ends up happening when you try not to laugh in church. It ends up being more of a giggle. I have really funny friends...and sometimes...they do stuff that makes me laugh when I shouldn't be. Yeah I get that it can be distracting to other people, so that's why I try not to do it during the sermon if possible. It's not a dissrespect thing, well at least I hope it isn't. Some days though, i'm just in a really really good mood and I can't help but laugh. Those are good days. Anyways, your rant is legit. In my defense though, ppl to laugh in church aren't necessarily awful people. hehe ;)
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Anonymous, at 3/27/2005 9:26 p.m.
Hey Evan, how's it going, keep up the funny stuff. We coulda filmed this for french class, way better than 'les fliques'. He he he.
"Mauvais garcon, Mauvais garcon,
que fais tu?
Que fais tu, Quand ils veinnent pour vous?"
Oh yeah, I still got it.
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Anonymous, at 3/29/2005 10:59 p.m.
Msnda: If I ever have to sit with you in church, remind me to bring a ruler with me so I can hit you with it, nun-style.
There was this one time that I almost laughed out loud in church a year or two ago. One of the pastors tends to raise his voice and use a lot of hand gestures when he speaks. There was this one time where he was raising his voice and it appeared as though he was doing a nazi salute...I buried my head in my lap to keep myself from laughing out loud. The optics were really bad (funny) from where I was sitting.
Lance: Good to hear from you man! We were going through some old tapes a month or so ago, and Les Fliques has survived the test of time! My favourite part is where you magically appeared with the lasso and sombrero!
I know we say this every year, but I'll say it again...we must hit the links this year...
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Ev(an), at 3/30/2005 10:05 p.m.
If you HAVE to sit with me. Ouch, burn. No need to bring the ruler, an elbow in the side will do. ;) I can totally picture the hitler thing...hahahaha Nazi salute..oh my that's gold..i have a story..maybe i'll tell you in person
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Anonymous, at 3/30/2005 11:30 p.m.
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