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1. I'm not surprised that Michael Jackson was found not guilty of the major charges against him. I am surprised he was acquitted of EVERYTHING. Well that's not quite true...I suppose he is still guilty of being a weirdo.

2. I thought a of title for a potential monarchy paper while the Queen was visiting Saskatchewan. It's somewhat crude, but witty and catchy...exactly what I'm looking for in a title. It would be entitled :"Off with their Head: Is it time to abandon the monarchy in Canada?" I could be tarred-and-feathered for this if I write this in a city named after a Queen...

3. I picked up a basketball for the first time in years last week. I'm still deadly from beyond the arc.

4. I've lost my golf swing again.

5. I hate copy-protected CDs. I bought the CD, and I should be able to do whatever I please with it. I'm not buying one for my car and one for my computer. And the record companies wonder why consumers hate them so much...

6. As weird as it feels, I'm going to have to find a Church service on Saturdays. I've missed Sunday service for the last month because of work, and there's no end in sight.

7. Is poker an Olympic sport yet? It's on all the sports channels for some reason...

8. A baseball player for the Colorado Rockies broke his clavicle carrying deer meat this week and is out for the rest of the baseball season. In homage to this bizarre injury, I present to you this top 10 list of the most bizarre injuries in baseball history. Numbers 1 and 2 are priceless!

9. I can't believe I made it to number 9.