Join SNTTP: Say No To Television Psychics

In the midst of my channel surfing today, I came across a TV psychic convincing George Lopez that his dead friends were surrounding him, wanting to pass along messages to him. I find this stuff to be pure garbage, but I can't help but laugh at how a typical conversation goes. Allow me to illustrate.

Psychic: Do you have a deceased friend whose name starts with A? A or P? L?

Average Joe: No.

Psychic: B? C? D? E? F? G? H? I? J?

Average Joe: Yes! It starts with J! You're amazing!

Psychic: Jason? Jerry? Jude? Jericho? Jamie?

Average Joe: Jamie is close. It's actually James.

Psychic: I said James.

Average Joe: WOW! Tell me more! (throws money at his feet)

Psychic: He says "Remember that time we skipped school?"

Average Joe: Yes.

Psychic: He says "Yeah. That was fun."

Average Joe: Wow, it really IS him!



Stupid is as stupid does.